I'll bet you can never guess where I ate lunch today - that's right, the Chocolate Moose. I've never eaten there this much. The staff and I ate there at noon today. I ordered the taco salad with chicken. As the waitress took my order I asked her to "hold the olives, onions, and tomatoes, please". She asked, "Would you like sour cream and salsa". I said, "Yes, I would, thank you". She replied, "So, you don't want onions or tomatoes but you'll have salsa which has onions and tomatoes?" "Yep, that's right, I'm a hypocrite." That led to a discussion around the table at how deep my hypocrisy runs. I don't like tomatoes but I love ketchup. I don't like onions but I'll eat onion rings, with lots of ketchup by the way. When our waitress came back she passed everyone's food to them and saved mine for last, "Here's your hypocrite salad sir." - - It was yummy.
How about you? Are you hypocritical with your food? Confession is good for your soul; be sure to leave a comment fellow hypocrites.
What was most impressive about your hypocrite salad was its massive size... you are one BIG hypocrite!
ReplyDeleteI love tomatoes but HATE ketchup, love onions but could do with out onion rings! At Applebees I order the most flavorful steak they have (burbon street steak) only to "enhance" it with A1 Steak Sauce!!! Ha, I'm a big hypocrite too. Hypocrites UNITE!
ReplyDeletelol heavy b! You're right I totally forgot to mention what a BIG hypocrite salad eater I am.
ReplyDeletekeym, you don't like onion rings or ketchup, but you like onions and tomatoes? Wow your hypocrisy knows no bounds - welcome to the hypocrite club :-)
I just remembered another one - like I said, I don't like tomatoes - but get this, I'll eat tomatoe soup!
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