Excuses

Over the years I've heard some pretty lame excuses for individuals not attending church regularly, or not attending church ever. I thought I'd make a list of some of the reasons people may give [legitimate or not] for not gathering with other believers. Feel free to add to the list - just a leave a comment. So here we go in no particular order...

I'm too tired

Sick

Lazy

I have to work

I'm on vacation

We are at our summer home

I forgot it was Sunday

Someone hurt my feelings

It's boring

The preacher is boring

The music stinks

The preacher isn't preaching this week

My parents always made me go

I burnt out

We let our kids decide if they want to go

I couldn't find my car keys

It's too early

It's too late

All they want is my money

Gas costs too much

It's too far to drive

We had company

I'm currently committing adultery and I feel too guilty

I got drunk last night and I'm hung over

There's no single guys/girls there

They don't have enough programs

They have too many programs

I went last week/month/Christmas/Easter

I'm mad at so and so

No one likes me there

I don't like anyone there

There all a bunch of hypocrites

I don't have anything to wear

Church depresses me

The pastor didn't visit me

I don't believe in God

I got hurt at church once

I don't like crowds

Someone looked at me funny one time

The pastor didn't shake my hand

I'm at the lake

I had to golf/fish/go to the race/chew on a leather shoe

They don't pay enough attention to me

They changed something I liked

They haven't changed something I don't like

It's raining

It's snowing

The weather is bad

The weather may possibly get bad

It's too hot to go to church

It's too cold to go to church

It's too nice out...

Your turn what did I forget?