I Interrupt This Blog To Introduce My Dog

Hello, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Caedmon Sorensen. I must admit, I was quite offended when Kris blogged about "People Who Should Begin Blogging" and did not mention my name. I have had a very long and worded conversation with him; and rest assured he will not be making that kind of mistake ever again.

If I were to begin a blog, which I am not (it is far too hard to type without opposable thumbs and fingers), this is some of what I would share...

I am 9 years old, which, in dog years makes me older than most of you reading this.

I have an extremely high IQ - obviously, when was the last time you read a blog from a dog?

I prefer naps in the morning, afternoon, and evening.

I will shake, play dead, stay, roll over, pray, stand, sit, and walk on two legs just as long as you provide a quality reward at the end - I prefer beef wellington, but I will accept dog treats.

I will play - - but on my terms, capiche?

I eat specially formulated dog food that Kris & Tammy must purchase from the Vet at an exorbitant amount. Which, by the way, they have run out of so I am starving this evening... they can be so inept sometimes.

In a nut shell; I'm a single male just trying to make it in the big city of Parker City, Indiana.