Collaborative Story part 4

I want to thank everyone who had a part in our "collaborative story". I think I'm going to call it quits on this particular story (however, I won't stop you if you feel an uncontrollable urge to continue adding to this story on this blog post) Perhaps we will do a collaborative story again sometime in the future... here's our story with some links that I've added.

It was a beautiful sunny day when I spotted the most shocking thing I'd ever seen. Someone had thrown away 2 perfectly good chicken tacos. Somehow that beautiful sunny day took a turn for the worse; because just as I was about to make the decision, “should I eat these out of the trash or not?” A man with a red suit and white beard swept in and stole my chicken Taco's out of my trash covered hand. Saying, "Ha, Ha, Ha, (you know that saying Ho! Ho! Ho! is politically incorrect now!) these are my chicken tacos! Rudolph left them for me"

“But wait”, said the man in the red suit, “Is it chicken or does it just taste like chicken?” "Of course it’s chicken, shouted the man with the trash covered hand, do you think I would climb into the trash to get just ANYTHING?!" And, I know it was clean trash...Why was it clean trash? I never came down with food poisoning or any other disease.”

So just as the man in the red suit was about to devour the chicken tacos, out from the bushes popped Pastor Kris tackling the man in the red suit and shouting, “No tacos for you red suit man, these are...mine all mine!!!!!!!!!!!”

As a camouflaged Pastor Kris tackled the man in the red suit, out popped a hysterical little elf and a reindeer foaming at the mouth. The mad little elf jumped on the back of the reindeer and said, “Hi Ho Marv, we are going to teach Preacher Boy a lesson about tackling. At that time God spoke to the angry preacher man and warned him of his pending judgment if he did not repent of his chicken-taco-hogging ways.

Just as the reindeer and elf were about to leap into action - Marv went spread eagle sliding across the ice and into a tree. Marv, the reindeer, thought while sliding into the tree, “if only I had not skipped that lesson on how to slide on ice while trying to teach a preacher boy a lesson about tackling”. The reindeer and elf hit the tree and said, "That's gonna leave a mark. Hey Marv is the tree all right?" to which Marv replied, “Yes, the tree is fine, but get me a rope, the ice makes it difficult to move around with these skis on.”

As the angry little elf grabbed the rope, the skis popped off and the man with the red suit found himself on skis... away went the man in the red suit and away went the tacos... the end? Or could it end that easily? Remember the Easter bunny is lurking.

Sure enough, peering behind a bush was the Easter Bunny. With a sly smile and a sinister laugh he hopped on his Polaris snowmobile and tore off after the red suited man and the chicken tacos shouting...

"Why won't this snow mobile budge??? Oh that's right, It's 65 degrees in January. There's no snow!" Immediately the Easter Bunny called for a cab, but since he was in the middle of nowhere and it would be an hour before the cab got there he saw a cat with a piece of toast on its back and he thought for a moment, "Where's my camera when I need one"?! Then he jumped off the snowmobile and looked around for another mode of transportation. And there it was, right in front of him.... Marv the reindeer. The Easter Bunny mounted Marv cowboy style and said, "Ouch... shoulda’ saddled up first!" But it was too late. The reindeer took off like a flash.

But why is such a big and mean Easter Bunny doing out in public so early? He is looking for a Wii. Unfortunately, the Easter Bunny doesn't have any money left over, after buying all those eggs. Ha - hua! he remembers that FFC gives away wii's. "If I can only find that preacher boy – then I could have a wii and eat tacos too. But which way did he go? Then it hit him.... Unbelievable! The man in the red suit wasn't Santa after all, but a robber looking to nab those tasty tacos. But where are they? Then it hit him, the hoe (notice the spelling), that he is always calling for was laying on the ground and when he took off running he stepped right on it and BAM right between the eyes.

Preacher boy by now is at his friend Pastor Pinks house playing Wii and eating fresh chicken tacos. When the chicken tacos have been consumed with great pleasure and a chorus or two of "Chicken Tacos, chicken tacos" has been sung preacher boy and his friend are going to organize the tailgating party before and after THE COLTS GAME DAY with the winning game ball being given to one of the fans.