I Might Be Able To Use My Cell Phone

Verizon is about to hook me up! This big wonderful cell tower is just 1.3 miles from my house. It's a good thing too because the Verizon Wireless signal in this area stinketh! (Stinketh is a scriptural word by the way.) I get one, maybe two bars in P-Town and Farmland, if I'm lucky; many times I get zilch, nada, nothing - and they have charged me for this privilege for quite some time now. If and when this tower actually begins to pump out a signal and I get full reception I will finally be able to actually speak on my cell phone while at home or at the church... I won't know what to do with myself.