I will conclude the leadership lessons with these little nuggets...
Don't throw away cards or gifts that people have given to you anywhere they might see it. When my mom was a young “pastor’s wife” she got in big trouble one time for throwing away a card that someone gave her and they found it in the trash at church. I think it was the same church where she got in trouble for wearing a red leather coat. Red is the devils color you know!
When praying at the altar with someone and you don't remember their name include yourself in the prayer; i.e. "Lord we want to... Help us to... Lord it is our desire..." Or just simply remind them that you are an idiot and forgot their name and ask them what their name is (which is kinda' weird when you're praying anyway because God knows their name).
Always check your zipper before going on stage to preach. This leadership lesson is pretty self explanatory.
Similar to the last lesson... Always make sure your microphone is turned OFF before going to the restroom. Again no need to elaborate.
Don't pray for people who have already died (unless you are Catholic - I kid). I prayed for an elderly man's wife to be healed at a Wednesday night Bible study and I had forgotten that she had died the month before. Awwwkwwaard!
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