Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Why I Don't Quote From the KJV

"So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall. And when Abigail saw David, she hasted, and lighted off the ass, and fell before David on her face..." 1 Samuel 25:22,23

No really, check the link, I didn't miss quote a single word.

6 comments:

  1. Well, that could get a rise out of some folks. Hmm... I think the version we usually hear from should be just fine! =) Wow!

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  2. I am gladeth that thou doesth noth qouteth formth thyus KJV. But none the less I agree with Mindy and it could get a rise from some peeps.

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  3. again, i relate everything to babies right now... all i can think about when i read that verse is wiping my baby's bottom and the fact that he'll soon be peeing on my bathroom wall.

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  4. ps: our baby's initials will be KJV (after all, that's the Bible that Jesus used, right?)

    (i will unvaileth the name later)

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  5. Umm... Bryan... Soon that baby will be peeing on your shirt!!! You'll have a while to worry about the bathroom walls... Just ask Jeff! =) Especially those little boys! Just wanted to add that little thought! =)

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  6. Wow! Maybe if more people read that version they would actually read through the bible, sure it would be to look for stuff like that but hey what ever works! And could you imagine the "morning" service if you read that.............

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