Office Confession

I’ll just go ahead and confess it – you were bound to find out sometime. I’m a fan of the TV show The Office. There are times when I watch it that I laugh - - hard. Every now and then I need a good hard laugh and there are times that The Office provides that for me...
There, I feel better after confessing.

Michael Scott: Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?

Dwight Schrute: Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.

Michael Scott: You may look around, and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind.

Michael Scott: I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It’s good for me. It’s the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That’s it. I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that?

Michael Scott: I am king of forwards. It's how I like to do business, everybody joking around.

Pam Beesley: I get ten vacation days a year and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible. This year I got to the third week in January.